Thanks for
visiting my web-site!
The chances
are I am sleeping or napping while you are reading
this but the nice thing about the internet is that it
never sleeps.
As you see,
I have finally taken time out of my busy schedule of napping
and fur maintenance to get onto my computer to design this
page for you. So do not hesitate to show your unbounded
gratitude - a scratch under the chin when we next meet might
be appropriate. But, please have clean hands and no dog
scents!
I live in New York City (the big
scratching pole, as we felines call it) in a rather nice part
of town. Unfortunately, I have three rather bad live-in
assistants who have to be kept in line from time to time.
Drawing blood is not my style (I am just a big pussy at heart)
but someone has to do it...
I
have been putting a new human through his paces lately.
He (his human name is Matt, but I call him butts) thinks
he is a shoe-in just because he plans to marry the young
lady who used to share my bed. Well we shall see about
that! When he visited us
I jumped on his lap - you should have seen
his face! He didn't dare move a muscle, of course. Meeeow!!
One more victory for the CAT. You know humans are soooo
submissive - he will probably die to have me abuse
him again! But,
I'll save that for the old guy in the house who thinks
he can escape from me.
Favorite Band or Musician: Cat
Stevens
Favorite TV show: Sabrina, the Teenage
Witch
Favorite movie: CatWoman
Favorite book: The Cat in the
Hat
Favorite sports team: Geelong Cats ---
Go Cats!
Favorite meal: Friskies Sliced Lamb with
Rice
Favourite snack: Friskies Sliced Lamb with
Rice
Favourite dessert: Friskies Sliced Lamb with
Rice
Favourite hallucinogen: Catnip!!
Favourite litter: C9 (unscented)
Favourite blood type: O
Favourite hobby: Napping
Favourite activity: Napping
